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Double Chocolate Greek Yogurt Muffins (yes, dairy-free)

Ok, before you ask me how greek yogurt is dairy-free, just read the recipe. This happens every single time. And every single time I’m using almond milk greek yogurt. Just trust me people! I may not know much of anything, but I do know what dairy is.
Oh man. It’s been quite a day. A really sucky day. It’s so annoying when things don’t go as planned. But it’s even more annoying when you’re sitting next to someone at a restaurant who wants to chat politics at 10am. I’m not one to EVER talk politics, unless I’m talking about Trump’s spray tan, but especially on a Thursday morning over brunch. Inappropriate. Maybe I should stop eavesdropping. Nah.

But there’s another reason things are a bit annoying today. And it all comes down to The Bachelor. I’ve devoted hundreds of hours of my life to The Bachelor franchise, and believe me I’m not proud of it. But I’ve come to a point where I’m just too annoyed with the franchise to watch it. You can’t ask people to watch a show for 3 gddamn hours a night. That just doesn’t make any sense. And now they have announced Colton as the new Bachelor. I haven’t watched any of this summers Bachelor in Paradise because I didn’t want to watch Colton go on and on about being a virgin then cry like a little b*tch over and over. Why do virgins always talk so much about being a virgin" We get it, you hate fun. Don’t bring me down with y...